#shop

I don't give a rat's ass what Garrett's favorite color is. And for the record, I have a vagina, so I'm well aware of the fact I can look hot without looking slutty. ↗

— T.E. Sivec

#shopping-with-a-guy #beauty

We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three years on the job would be graciously shown the door. This president blames the managers instead. He blames the folks on the shop floor. He blames the weather. ↗

— Mitch McConnell

#america #any #blames #ceo #door

I'm finishing building a house and setting up a shop to build custom electronical musical instruments. ↗

— Robert Moog

#building #custom #finishing #house #i

I don't have any particular rituals, I sometimes like to write in longhand when I'm searching for ideas but I do the vast majority by typing, I can't always keep up with my thoughts longhand. I'm not a coffee shop writer because I feel obliged to order more coffee and then I end up over-caffeinated. ↗

— Erin Morgenstern

#any #because #coffee #end #feel

Ignore the annual percentage rate when shopping for a mortgage. ↗

— Suze Orman

#ignore #mortgage #percentage #rate #shopping

I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV. ↗

— Scott Patterson

#coffee #drink #drink coffee #i #never

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#food #health #healthy #look #never

The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#around #been #behind #bit #certain

When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence. ↗

— Randy Quaid

#centre #come #down #existence #go

When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #sweatshop #funny