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Most folks don't have but a few days to a week's worth of food in their houses at any given time. When they run out, they'll have to forage. Only the fools will forage in town. The smart ones will look on the outskirts.


Edward M. Wolfe


#food #food-storage #fool #fools #forage

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?


Eoin Colfer


#humor #humor

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #humor

If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't be surprised anymore.


Meg Cabot


#meg-cabot #strawberry-shortcake #humor

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.


Eoin Colfer


#captain-short #eight #eoin-colfer #holly-short #humor

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.


Eoin Colfer


#imagination

I was cautious in what I said before the young lady; for I could not be sure that she was sane; and, in fact, there was a certain restless brilliancy about her eyes that half led me to imagine she was not.


Edgar Allan Poe


#insanity #sanity #short-story #imagination

Yes?’ he asked, looking at me over the sheet. ‘I’m a writer temporarily down on my inspirations.’ ‘Oh, a writer, eh?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Are you sure?’ ‘No, I’m not.’ ‘What do you write?’ ‘Short stories mostly. And I’m halfway through a novel.’ ‘A novel, eh?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘What’s the name of it?’ ‘”The Leaky Faucet of My Doom.”‘ ‘Oh, I like that. What’s it about?’ ‘Everything.’ ‘Everything? You mean, for instance, it’s about cancer?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘How about my wife?’ ‘She’s in there too.


Charles Bukowski


#short-stories #writing #inspirational

Twelve dead?” I said. “Jesus.


Dennis Lehane


#biblical #brief #humour #i #inspirational

Thirdly, Death is nothing else but a change of a short and temporary for an unalterable and eternal condition.


John Pearson


#condition #death #else #eternal #nothing






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