#side

Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#corruption #crime #criminal #crooked #filthy

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.' ↗

— Tommy Chong

#always #black #brother #considered #culture

Children today will grow up taking for granted that an African-American or a woman can, yes, become the president of the United States. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#become #children #granted #grow #grow up

Truth is on the side of the oppressed. ↗

— Malcolm X

#side #truth #truth is

When a new president comes in, a new president gets to clean house. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#comes #gets #house #new #president

When you're the presidential nominee you get to pick whomever you choose to be on the ticket, and that person gets to say yes or no because, obviously, it's a very important decision. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#choose #decision #get #gets #important

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving. I hope mine is interesting and self-serving. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#hope #i #interesting #lot #memoirs

Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#cemetery #got #like #listening #lot

You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#know #makes #mistakes #president #you

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. ↗