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If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.


Charles Bukowski


#charles-bukowski #self-love #love

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.


Joss Stirling


#cupcake #inside-joke #love #moment #skies

Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#maturity #skin-trade #maturity

You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.


Simone Elkeles


#rules-of-attraction #skills #tuck #rules

I handed him a beaker and toyed with the pleats of my skirt. The folds kept rippling against my knees in a distracting way. It was one of Naomi's additions to my wardrobe. I quickly decided that I hated it.


Andrea Cremer


#funny #humor #skirt #werewolf #funny

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.


J. Michael Strazynski


#humor #j-michael-strazynski #story #writing #funny

Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.


Nora Ephron


#humorous #skinny #humor

There's nothing unusual about love.


Charles Bukowski


#hot-water-music #love

My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o, I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)


Judy Schachner


#humor #mexican #siamese-cats #skippyjon-jones #humor

I have a message for your daughter,” said Cale. “I am bound to her with cables that not even God can break. One day, if there is a soft breeze on her cheek, it may be my breath; one night, if the cool wind plays with her hair, it may be my shadow passing by.” And with this terrible threat he faced forward and the procession started once more. In less than a minute they were gone. In her shady room Arbell Swan-Neck stood white and cold as alabaster.


Paul Hoffman


#arbell #bound #break #breath #breeze






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