#som

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#insomnia #inspiration

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#fatherhood #great #ruin #scratch #someone

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. ↗

— Ryan Stiles

#bananas #because #buy #by the time #get

The truth of the matter is, all of those guys on Star Trek: The Next Generation actually want to be me. These impersonations they do are just some way of trying to feel what it must be like to be me. And I understand that! Because it feels really good to be Patrick Stewart! ↗

— Patrick Stewart

#because #feel #feels #generation #good

We had some very distinguished fans: I know one chancellor of a major university who used to schedule his meetings around Star Trek. We were thrilled to discover that Frank Sinatra was a big fan. ↗

— Patrick Stewart

#big #big fan #chancellor #discover #distinguished

For example, I wouldn't hesitate to sit somebody down if he wasn't performing, even if he was the No. 1 player in the world. I've been sat down before. ↗

— Payne Stewart

#before #down #even #example #for example

I sometimes got distracted easily and allowed my mind to wander when I needed to be focused. It's quite subtle, really, and just being aware of it helps. ↗

— Payne Stewart

#aware #being #distracted #easily #focused

Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough. ↗

— Payne Stewart

#always #better #control #course #day

I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep. ↗

— Rod Stewart

#beautiful #beautiful women #been #deep #extremely

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else. ↗

— Rod Stewart

#am #anyone #been #else #get