#some

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps. ↗

— Dave Barry

#american #any #apparently #had #high

Tell us exactly - certainly our listeners - why does it appear that some folks, certainly in the Democratic Party and in the news media - seem to be afraid of you? ↗

— Tony Brown

#appear #certainly #democratic #democratic party #does

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #goal #joy #laugh #make

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. ↗

— Todd Barry

#blues brothers #brothers #go #i #nuts

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. ↗

— Todd Barry

#barry #does #sister #sometimes #todd

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bad #being #better #deal #dinners

I mean, I come from a hippie mentality where I just think to know someone, you need to look into their eyes. Eyes are so important. Until they start melon-balling eyes out, I won't be able to get to know someone another way. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#another #another way #come #eyes #get

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#been #fun #golf #golf balls #guess

I try to avoid wearing black because sometimes it's the easy option. But I'm young, so it's nice to be able to play with color and not just wear black all the time. I can save that for when I'm older. ↗

— Emma Watson

#avoid #because #black #color #easy

I'm inclined to vote for Roberts unless something else comes up. It's a close call. ↗

— Max Baucus

#close #comes #else #i #inclined