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Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game


Babe Ruth


#sports

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.


George Brett


#sports #funny

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.


Eugene Mirman


#relationships #sports #humor

One keeps looking out for innovation in IPL, but of late it hasn't been all that obvious. Lionel Richie as an opening act? Johnny Mathis must have been busy. Matthew Hayden's Mongoose? Looks a bit like Bob Willis' bat with the "flow-through holes"; Saint Peter batting mitts are surely overdue a revival. The only genuinely intriguing step this year, bringing the IPL to YouTube, was forced on Modi by the collapse of Setanta; otherwise what Modi presents as 'innovation' is merely expansion by another name, in the number of franchises and the number of games.


Gideon Haigh


#cricket #expansion #indian-premier-league #innovation #johnny-mathis

Never underestimate the heart of a champion!


Doc Rivers


#sports-inspirational #inspirational

Love is a violent recreational sport. Proceed at your own risk. Helmets, armor, and steel-toe boots are required by law.


H.C. Paye


#broken-heart #helmets #law #love #risk

I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.


George Carlin


#humor #sports #business

Sometimes your world falls apart. And it’s okay for you to let people in and let them see you crumble


Jaci Burton


#change

One of the supreme paradoxes of baseball, and all sports, is that the harder you try to throw a pitch or hit a ball or accomplish something, the smaller your chances are for success. You get the best results not when you apply superhuman effort but when you let the game flow organically and allow yourself to be fully present. You'll often hear scouts say of a great prospect, "The game comes slow to him." It mean the prospect is skilled and poised enough to let the game unfold in its own time, paying no attention to the angst or urgency or doubt, funnelling all awareness to the athletic task at hand.


R.A. Dickey


#inspiration #sports #inspirational

Think of yourself as an athlete. I guarantee you it will change the way you walk, the way you work, and the decisions you make about leadership, teamwork, and success.


Mariah Burton Nelson


#empowerment-of-women #sports #women #change






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