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So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat. “I’m afraid I can’t ruin the surprise,” Noah said. “But I promise I’ll return her intact.” He did not just say that. Daniel cackled ↗


— Michelle Hodkin


#embarrassment #humor #humor

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker ↗


— Darynda Jones


#life-lessons #humor

There was something in his gaze that told her he liked how she looked in his clothes. It had to be a bloke thing, because she certainly wouldn't want to see him wearing hers. ↗


— Kady Cross


#kady-cross #the-girl-in-the-clockwork-collar #humor

You've got an awfully kissable mouth. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


#flapper #humor #kiss #kissing #kissing-quotes

The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would be far more profitable to pry Dain loose for yourself,” said her grandmother. “He is very wealthy, his lineage is excellent, he is young, strong, and healthy, and you feel a powerful attraction.” “He isn’t husband material.” “What I have described is perfect husband material.” said her grandmother. “I don’t want a husband.” “Jessica, no woman does who can regard men objectively. And you have always been magnificently objective. ↗


— Loretta Chase


#jessica-trent #romance #humor

Sucks to be left out of adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first time in a hundred years. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#humor #nerdiness #ray-bradbury #science-fiction #humor

Young girls and mass murders are tender hearted creatures ↗


— Pierre Lemaitre


#mass-murder #thriller #humor

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

Does it hurt now?" he asked, his tone rough and seductive. "No." She shook her head again and sighed, trying to pretend his touch didn't make her uncomfortably wet. He grinned. "So...what's with the heavy breathing? ↗


— Eden Summers


#humor #passion #humor

one word can be as bad as 100 gunshots. ↗


— Anaja Polk


#life-lessons #humor






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