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The note, which had been written on one of the pads I kept around for grocery lists, said, "My lover, I came in too close to dawn to wake you, though I was tempted. Your house is full of strange men. A fairy upstairs and a little child downstairs- but as long as there's not one in my lady's chamber, I can stand it".


Charlaine Harris


#family

Can I help you up?” "No,” she said bitterly. “I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor.” "Bitch,” I said, squatting to help her up.


Charlaine Harris


#pam #sookie-stackhouse #family

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #urban-fantasy #vampire #werewolf #family

But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d asked Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, probably he’d have sent Pam.


Charlaine Harris


#pam #sookie-stackhouse #urban-fantasy #vampires #family

Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #funny

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.


Charlaine Harris


#heartbroken #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #life

I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. “That’s what you all keep saying,” I answered. “But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #love

Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit." Sookie: "I love bunnies!


Charlaine Harris


#bunnies #sookie-stackhouse #the-southern-vampire-mysteries #true-blood #love

Love isn’t stackable and interlocking, like boxes or Legos. Love is like a one-legged man standing on a three-legged chair that is placed on top of a two-legged piano. I should know, because I’m the guy trying to tune that piano, fix that chair, and affix a prosthetic leg to that guy—who happens to be my piano teacher. Mr. Balloonky, you get down from there now!



Jarod Kintz


#fix #furniture #interlocking #lego #legos






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