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Our goal, simply stated, is to be the best.


James Harvey Robinson


#goal #our #simply #stated

The national interest cannot be defined as a common interest of the industrial, commercial, and financial companies of a country, because there is no such common interest; nor can it be defined as the life, liberty, and well-being of the citizens, because they are continually being adjured to sacrifice their well-being, their liberty, and their lives to the national interest. In the end a study of modern history leads to the conclusion that the national interest of every State consists in its capacity to make war.


Simone Weil


#national-interest #war #life

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.


Jon Stewart


#politics-of-the-united-states #funny

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.' 'Oh really, that's interesting: one didn't think there was a class system in the United States.' 'Nobody does. That's how it survives.


Christopher Hitchens


#humour #joke #united-states #united-states

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem.


Walt Whitman


#greatest #poem #states #themselves #united

In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test.


Dave Barry


#sat #united-states

I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers and knuckles, so that it could really wave in the wind. It would be the most welcoming flag in all the world.


Jarod Kintz


#fingers #flag #global #globalism #patriotic

Paradise is a state of being, more than just the name of a suburb or a home.


Raquel Cepeda


#home #paradise #spirituality #state-of-being #suburbia

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.


Jon Stewart


#politics-of-the-united-states #humor

Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.


Kevin Hearne


#irony #understatements #humor






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