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#stocking

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #stocking




Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.


Mo Rocca


#goodness #stocking #stuffed

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#children #christmas time #filled #filling #god

He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.


Kyra Sedgwick


#christmas #christmas eve #down #eve #got

I couldn't wait until I grew up. I used to look at my mom's stockings and put them on with her high heels and mess with my hair.


Florence Griffith Joyner


#hair #heels #her #high #high heels

She says it is a school for bluestockings which, according to her, is really only a fashionable way of saying it is a school for ugly girls who cannot find suitable husbands. To tease her, for I believe it is one of his greatest pleasures in this life, my father bought a pair of blue silk stockings for me the day we received my letter of acceptance. That evening and the next, father and I dined alone.


Gwenn Wright


#chick-lit #gender-studies #gothic-romance #historical-fiction #powerful-women

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.


Alfred E. Smith


#christmas #claus #empty #fireplace #going

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.


Jay London


#crabs #fishnet #girlfriend #her #i

The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two.


Augustus Baldwin Longstreet


#active #eighty #feet #flesh #former

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.


Cole Porter


#days #glimpse #god #goes #knows






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