#tack

i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

Don't blame the Ferrari just cause your ass can't drive. ↗

— Layfayette Reynolds

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No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead-and-gone #sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging and cuddling part. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#southern-vampire-mysteries #vampire #sookie-stackhouse

I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

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