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[I]t seemed to me now that a Catholic church was the right companion for all these horrors. Didn't Catholicism deal with blood and resurrected flesh on a daily basis? Wasn't it expert in superstition? I somehow doubted that the hospitable plain Protestant chapels that dotted the university could be much help; they didn't look qualified to wrestle with the undead. I felt sure those big square Puritan churches on the town green would be helpless in the face of a European vampire. A little witch burning was more in their line--something limited to the neighbors.


Elizabeth Kostova


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A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like a brick, but since he is my hero I decided to represent him as more handsome and interesting than he really is. Who’s my hero? Any member of Congress.


Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 



Jarod Kintz


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Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. 



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 



Jarod Kintz


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