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Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.


Rick Riordan


#humor #otis #the-mark-of-athena #humor

If you had an alien race that looked like insects, then they would build robots to look like themselves, not to look like people.


Kevin J. Anderson


#build #had #insects #like #look

History has spurts and then is steady, and then maybe even backing up a step, and then forward again.


Alan Bean


#backing #even #forward #history #maybe

If-Then" is a structured logic of humans' thought, who have memories and imagination in their mind. If both don't exist, Then this quote has never even been written.


Toba Beta


#imagination #memories #imagination

I jetset around and play these songs and get to hang with some pretty amazing people, then I go home to a really great farm, though actually it's a disaster area of a farm at the moment. But it's certainly a blast. I wouldn't trade lives with anyone right now.


Brad Paisley


#amazing #amazing people #anyone #area #around

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.


Andy Warhol


#born #into #kidnapped #like #slavery

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.


Hank Aaron


#holding #left #long #milk #only

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.


Harry S. Truman


#advice #advise #best way #children #find

On my resume I have an awards category. It has one entry. It is the highlight of my life. I’m not trying to impress you or make you overly jealous. I’m merely documenting. OK, so maybe I am gloating a bit. Here it is, exactly as it appears on my resume. “Awards: I won third place in the 100-yard dash in the fourth grade. I still carry around my green ribbon with me wherever I go. The ribbon is available for authenticity inspection upon request, and my fourth grade PE coach’s phone number can also be provided to corroborate the validity of my claim.”



Jarod Kintz


#award #awards #category #claim #coach






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