#thou

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. ↗

— Justin Halpern

#books #breakfast #champions #considered #ever

I eventually thought, this is the only thing I could do as a profession, I can't really do anything else. ↗

— Colin Hanks

#could #else #eventually #i #only

I guess maybe someone at 'Dexter' saw the 'Mad Men' stuff and thought, 'He can do this.' ↗

— Colin Hanks

#guess #i #mad #mad men #maybe

And then it was like, wait, you can go to college and study theater? And act in plays? This is almost a racket, you know. And then when the opportunity came along to do it professionally, I thought I'd won the lottery. ↗

— Tom Hanks

#almost #along #came #college #go

My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. It's just not December without that movie in my house. ↗

— Tom Hanks

#december #favorite #front #house #i

Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on. ↗

— Hanoi Hannah

#die #faintest #going #idea #into

I wasn't a smart kid in terms of numbers, but, I told them, 'I'm a thoughtful, responsible guy.' ↗

— Richard Hanna

#i #kid #numbers #responsible #smart

You need to remind people that you vote, you matter, and that they can't succeed without your help. ↗

— Richard Hanna

#matter #need #people #remind #succeed

Political reporters no longer get to decide what's news. The days when a minister gave briefings to a dozen lobby correspondents, and thereby dictated the next day's headlines, are over. Now, a thousand bloggers decide for themselves what is interesting. If enough of them are tickled then, bingo, you're news. ↗

— Daniel Hannan

#bloggers #briefings #correspondents #day #days

In '82 Brazil showed that you can't win the World Cup without a solid defense. ↗

— Alan Hansen

#cup #defense #showed #solid #win