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Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also be equally capable of extremely bad luck, like getting struck by lightning, or falling out of window or something. I’d rather just not know.


Chrissi Sepe


#lottery-tickets #equality

The Aha! experience is much more satisfying when it's preceded by the huh experience.


Chip Heath


#experience

When you are living in the present moment, you will experience a deep sense of inner joy, peace and awareness.


Christopher Dines


#christopher-dines-quotes #experience

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, "Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.


Katherine Dunn


#family

Zoo-Wee Mama!


Jeff Kinney


#humor #person #stick #humor

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.


Jerry Seinfeld


#color #concerned #end #final #final word

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?


Paul Neilan


#humor #humor

I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper.


Nicki Minaj


#average #black #creative #faces #i

I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper than I imagined!)



Jarod Kintz


#awards #buy #ceremony #cheap #cheaper

Sticks and stones build strong houses


Melody Carstairs


#sticks-and-stones #strength-of-character #inspirational






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