#to

History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

We all know whose side you're on," marshall says, picking him up and launching him toward the window. The explosive sound of glass shattering fills the room. The walls tremble from the sheer heft of his violent exit. "What the hell?" Barron rushes in with a needle at the ready. "I've removed your son from the premises per Skyla's wishes. ↗

— Addison Moore

#lol #marshall #toxic #lol

There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn't be moved to wrench celestial balls. ↗

— Addison Moore

#lol #skyla #toxic #lol

Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets. ↗

— Addison Moore

#lol #skyla #toxic #lol

She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way. ↗

— Addison Moore

#marshall #skyla #toxic #lol

If I could be anywhere, where would I be? ↗

— Tom Felton

#song #tom-felton #song-lyrics

my pants dont fit either ↗

— Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench

#ever-after-tour #laughing #lol #lol

The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives. ↗

— Addison Moore

#lol #skyla #toxic #lol

Journeys end in lovers meeting, Every wise man's son doth know. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#destination #destiny #journeys #love #love-story

If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once again. No matter how distant in time or space... FIND ME. ↗

— Sebastian Cole

#fiction #love #love-story #romance #tearjerker