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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #today
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' ↗
— Tommy Cooper
#complimented #driving #fine #know #left
The greatest problem in the world today is intolerance. Everyone is so intolerant of each other. ↗
— Princess Diana
#everyone #greatest #greatest problem #intolerance #intolerant
The American people are going to judge the majority party here today. If they go out here and vote for this rule that allows this provision to be stricken, they are voting against the men and women in the military of our country. ↗
— Norm Dicks
#allows #american #american people #country #go
If Shakespeare was around today I would ask him out to dinner. The only thing I don't like about him is the way he did his hair. ↗
— Michelle Dockery
#around #ask #did #dinner #hair
I got a brand new flugelhorn today in this gorgeous case, it's beautiful. ↗
— Andrew Dost
#brand #brand new #case #gorgeous #got
Today you can't go by the titles of the shows to know what the content of the show may be. ↗
— Donna Douglas
#go #know #may #show #shows
Happy the man, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own; he who, secure within, can say, tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. ↗
— John Dryden
#call #happy #his #i #lived
Time and again these governments have rejected proposals today - and longed for them tomorrow. ↗
— Abba Eban
#governments #longed #proposals #rejected #them
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today. ↗
— Bruce Sterling
#became #cultural #esteemed #figure #hooked
Oracle's got 100+ enterprise applications live in the #cloud; today, SAP's got nothin' but SuccessFactors until 2020. ↗
— Larry Ellison
#cloud #enterprise #got #live #nothin