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Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys... ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#humor #humor

That's the main thing that attracts me - characters who have big journeys. I like playing those people. ↗


— James McAvoy


#big #characters #i #journeys #like

I want companies who get federal contracts to hire more women and minorities from the local area. ↗


— Hilda Solis


#companies #contracts #federal #get #hire

I don't pitch for contracts. ↗


— Curt Schilling


#i #pitch






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