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#ture

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I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.


Jarod Kintz


#future #sleep #time-machine #funny

When mice run, cats give chase.


Rachel Vincent


#life #nature #funny

I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.


Mark Rosen


#funny #future #funny

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).



Jarod Kintz


#cream-cheese #donkey #ice-sculpture #nonsensical #open

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture.


Hal Sparks


#being #comedy #could #done #goal

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.


Jarod Kintz


#future #guns #war #funny

I used to be such a militant city-ist, but more and more I've seen forests and nature and oceans, and I don't know any more if this is the awesomest way to live.


Regina Spektor


#forests #i #know #live #militant

I'm a fighter by nature and nothing will ever change that.


Anastacia


#ever #fighter #i #nature #nothing

One may escape from the prisons of experience, ideology or philosophy, but it is impossible to escape from the reality of one's innermost self. Understanding this, I had freed myself from nostalgia, and having done so, what remained was to free myself from the prospect of the future. ("The Tower")


Mark Samuels


#nostalgia #self #experience

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.


Corrie Ten Boom


#afraid #future #god #known #never






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