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Ass to ass


Uncle Hank


#uncle-hank #dreams

I was in the army.... We went to fight a bad white man, or so the whites told us. We had meetings that were called orientation and education. There were films. It was to show us how this bad white man was doing terrible things in his country. Everybody was angry after the films, and eager to fight. Except me. I was only there because the army paid more than an Indian can earn anywhere else. So I was not angry, but puzzled. There was nothing that this white leader did that the white leaders in this country do not also do. They told us about a place named Lidice. It was much like Wounded Knee. They told us of families moved thousands of miles to be destroyed. It was much like the Trail of Tears. They told us of how this man ruled his nation, so that none dared disobey him. It was much like the way white men work in corporations in New York City, as Sam has described it to me. I asked another soldier about this, a black white man. He was easier to talk to than the regular white man. I asked him what he thought of the orientation and education. He said it was shit, and he spoke from the heart! I thought about it a long time, and I knew he was right. The orientation and education was shit.


Robert Shea


#education

The world," he resumed after a short pause, "has no faith in any man's conversion; it never forgets what he was, it never believes him anything better, it is an inexorable and stupid judge.


Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu


#faith

I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to me. 



Jarod Kintz


#family #martha #martha-s-vineyard #name #nonsense

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.


Oscar Wilde


#uncle-tom-s-cabin #victorian #wilde #witty #death

Sleep, ladies. I will be your St. Florian." Tomaso


Eileen Granfors


#homelessness #uncle #wild-fire #family

I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam



Jarod Kintz


#government #liberty #oppression #uncle-sam #freedom

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.


T.A. Miles


#clever #dry-humor #fantasy #uncle #wit

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?


Darynda Jones


#uncle-bob #movies

Life!' Vito exploded, making me jump. "Up and down, good and bad, birth and death, celebration and devastation. If you got any balls at all, you roll with the punches and get the fuck on with it, pardon my French


Kristen Ashley


#death






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