#uncle

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. ↗

— Alvah Bessie

#beard #had #maybe #she #uncle

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. ↗

— Al Gore

#leads #things #unclear

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. ↗

— Sammy Davis, Jr.

#child #lap #liza #me #sammy

I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven. ↗

— Doris Day

#cousins #family #gone #had #heaven

Right now, I'm worth a million dollars, and I owe Uncle Sam a million-and-a-half dollars, and I made a deal with him. I said, 'Uncle Sam, I'm going to pay you 25 grand a month.' ↗

— Robert Blake

#dollars #going #grand #him #i

My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.' ↗

— Lena Dunham

#cool #could #court #going #him

Spending two years on my uncle's ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns. ↗

— Robert Duvall

#man #me #montana #ranch #spending

My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. ↗

— John Boehner

#cincinnati #dad #floors #growing #growing up

They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, who was Standing Bear's uncle and a medicine man, had brought me back to life. ↗

— Black Elk

#bear #been #brought #chaser #days

When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it's done so I would recognise when I was being lied to. ↗

— Brian Eno

#being #being lied to #decided #done #eccentric