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You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, "No". ↗

— Martin Short

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It's enough to make me laugh. I close the door behind me and sit down again, considering this, and truly, I find it so funny that I laugh until I cry. And when the tears come I think aah... So this is what it means to be alone. ↗

— John Boyne

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A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I was on my own at Wellesley, surrounded by a lot of young women who were motivated and intellectually curious. I started to read because I was required to do so for class, but I soon found myself enjoying the seclusion of the library. I came to see reading as an important way to learn about people, including myself. ↗

— Elisabeth Shue

#because #came #class #curious #enjoying

A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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— Jarod Kintz

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My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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— Jarod Kintz

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