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A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents unity, a notion of hey, let’s build something together. Like a house, for example. And after you help me build my house, I’ll use a leftover brick and smash you over the skull so that not only will I not have to pay you for your labor, but I won’t have to pay the butcher for meat, because with your sturdy body, I’m sure I’ll have enough food to feed my family for a year. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew through the cloth separating him from our American freedom. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.


Jess C. Scott


#control-freaks #control-issues #cynic #cynical #cynical-humor

No one ever excused his way to success.


Dave Del Dotto


#humor-inspirational #inspirational #humor

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window


Josh Stern


#comedy #humor

My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.


Jarod Kintz


#applause #clap #clapping #discipline #funny

A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is why somebody would want to stop a door, since doors represent openness. What is that person hiding behind that door that they want to stop people from opening it up? I don’t know, but it’s got to be diabolical, and if anything is to be stopped, it’s not the door—it’s the evil plan by the Door Master to take over the world.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I'm not a victim. I'm not a survivor. I'm a fighter.


JenniferElizabeth Austin


#inspirational #self-help #inspirational

Life is not easy. We all have problems-even tragedies-to deal with, and luck has nothing to do with it. Bad luck is only the superstitious excuse for those who don't have the wit to deal with the problems of life.


Joan Lowery Nixon


#life #luck #problems #superstitious #tragedies






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