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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#city #kansas #kansas city #necessary #order

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#judge #named #poor #whoever

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#enough #feel #people #who #wives

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#ashes #contract #cremated #given #i

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#been #children #given #had #i

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#does #everybody #half #mind #new

Room service? Send up a larger room. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#room #room service #send #service #up

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. ↗

— Karl Marx

#anything #changes #exactly #fair #feminine

Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks. ↗

— Karl Marx

#dead #labor #lives #living #more

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. ↗

— Karl Marx

#communism #may #private #private property #property