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The government only makes restrictive rules, they don't show you what to do so you know, OK, here's where we need this many apartments, with open space, playgrounds, kindergartens.


Harry Seidler


#here #know #makes #many #need

If I leave, reality will devour me. Then they will all really be dead.


Asne Seierstad


#devour #i #leave #me #reality

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.


Jerry Seinfeld


#beginning #created #end #fans #gift

The book came after the fall of the Taliban, it says something about Afghan family life. Those kind of stories - what happens behind the scenes on a TV screen - are important.


Asne Seierstad


#afghan #after #behind #book #came

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.


Jerry Seinfeld


#blender #having #kind #like #top

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.


Jerry Seinfeld


#biggest #body #get #got #how

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.


Jerry Seinfeld


#reason #road #sometimes #traveled

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.


Jerry Seinfeld


#evidence #only #people #pieces #still

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.


Jerry Seinfeld


#beginner #being #call #comic #even

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.


Jerry Seinfeld


#comedy #four #friends #fun #get






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