#valentine

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! ↗

— Jay Leno

#call #day #like #men #today

I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with. ↗

— Jeremy London

#everyone #fell #hopeless #hopeless romantic #i

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. ↗

— Christopher Marlowe

#bargaining #buy #improves #love #money

Everything's coming up roses - for me. ↗

— Ethel Merman

#coming #everything #me #roses #up

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. ↗

— Thomas Moore

#friendship #like #love #love is #steady

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#claim #great #i #saint #valentine

I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. ↗

— Larisa Oleynik

#disappointment #hate #i #nothing #valentine

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. ↗

— Robert Orben

#best #best part #card #day #girl

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. ↗

— Blaise Pascal

#heart #knows #nothing #reason #reasons

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#better #forty #laundry #lost #loved