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#valentine

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Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

Well, why did you kill Jeremiah? And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

I have a suggestion," said Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone. "Let me guess," said Luke. "It's 'Don't kill me,' isn't it?


Cassandra Clare


#humor #luke #valentine #humor

Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.



Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #humor #love #naughty

I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.


Tai Odunsi


#humor #love #olympus #percy #valentine

Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion. Nothing you haven't done before." Jace met his father's stare with a level gaze. "I saw Agramon," he said. "It had your face." "You saw Agramon?" The Soul-Sword glittered as Valentine moved toward his son. "And you lived?" "I killed it." "You killed the Demon of Fear, but you won't kill a single vampire, not even at my order?" Jace stood watching Valentine without expression. "He's a vampire, that's true," he said. "But his name is Simon.


Cassandra Clare


#ethics #fear #jace-wayland #loyalty #simon-lewis

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone.


Susie Bright


#everyone #i #kid #kindergarten #like

I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.


Ben Hecht


#dream #i #poet #raucous #valentine

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.


Julie Andrews


#even #i #sometimes #stand #sweet

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.


Jennifer Aniston


#best #love #man #smell #world






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