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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sarcasm

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

Alanis Morissette

#canada #complex #culture #ego #fascinating

Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?

Cassandra Clare


Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?" Isabelle shrugged philosophically. "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

Cassandra Clare

#city-of-ashes #clean #dirt #humor #isabelle-lightwood

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Oliver Goldsmith

#humor #lies #questions #sarcasm #wit

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

Nenia Campbell

#humor #insults #sarcasm #anger

That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world.

Sorachi Hideaki

#humorous #life #manga #sarcasm #strength

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?" "Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.

Kami Garcia

#macon #sarcasm #beauty

What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I could. My voice sounded strong and smooth, but my hands were shaking. I put them in my lap so he couldn’t see. “I prey on innocent villagers and terrify their children,” he said with a nasty smile. “And sometimes when I’m feeling really evil, I read books or paint.

Kate Avery Ellison

#curious #funny #kate-avery-ellison #sarcasm #the-curse-girl

He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other morning, and he and Jack would be having breakfast as if they hadn't had sex the night before. "Morning," he said, casting a quick glance over his shoulder. "Mmm," D grunted. "You done in the bathroom?" D blinked. No, I jus' took a little breather in the middle a my mornin' beauty ritual ta come out here 'n' chat with ya. A course I'm done.

Jane Seville

#jane-seville #sarcasm #beauty

I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.

Maureen Johnson

#sarcasm #beauty

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