Megan Fox

there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart. ↗

— Megan Fox

#love

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them. ↗

— Megan Fox

#end #hate #having #kids #know

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. ↗

— Megan Fox

#conversation #funny #go #i #i can

I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon. ↗

— Megan Fox

#gone #happen #haven #i #insane

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. ↗

— Megan Fox

#i think #literally #obviously #people #quite

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind. ↗

— Megan Fox

#brian #drive #high #house #i

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting. ↗

— Megan Fox

#i #i think #if i could #ill #interesting

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously. ↗

— Megan Fox

#cause #i #me #need #people

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it. ↗

— Megan Fox

#i #mouth #use

I have no friends and I never leave my house. ↗

— Megan Fox

#house #i #leave #never