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I’m not bipolar, I’ve just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.


Daniel O'Malley


#humor #sarcasm #scifi #humor

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.


J.K. Rowling


#rebellion #sarcasm #humor

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #sarcasm #humor

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?


Cassandra Clare


#diary #humor #jace-wayland #sarcasm #humor

I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them." "Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.


Cassandra Clare


#hodge #humor #revenge #sarcasm #tea

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #sarcasm #humor

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.


Jim Butcher


#impudence #sarcasm #smartass #humor

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #sarcasm #imagination

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.


Roland Barthes


#condition #contradiction #full #i #live

I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.


Kris D'Agostino


#death-and-dying #humor #life #life-and-living #realist






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