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I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".


Tim Minchin


#grumpiness #humor #relativism #sarcasm #spirituality

Chapter Eighteen: You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.


Nicki Elson


#romance #sarcasm #dreams

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.


Suzanne Collins


#games

Don't castrate, But educate, At least to masturbate!


Himmilicious


#sex-education #sexual-assault #social-sarcasm #education

...even though I was getting better education at home than any of the kids in Toyah, I'd need to go to finishing school when I was thirteen, both to acquire social graces and to earn a diploma. Because in this world, Dad said, it's not enough to have a fine education. You need a piece of paper to prove you go it.


Jeannette Walls


#sarcasm #education

Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was an equal. "Eragon." "Is that all you can say?" he snapped. "Yes." His eyes widened at the unexpected reply, and he sat down roughly. Now it has a sense of humor. What next?


Christopher Paolini


#dragon #eragon #saphira #sarcasm #talk

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!


Harry S. Truman


#dogs #egotism #faithfulness #friends #friendship

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #sarcasm #friendship

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.


Holly Hood


#irony #sarcasm #funny

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-" "It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.


Shannon Hale


#retort #sarcasm #stubborn #superpower #humor






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