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#sarcasm

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Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?" Isabelle shrugged philosophically. "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #clean #dirt #humor #isabelle-lightwood

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.


Nenia Campbell


#humor #insults #sarcasm #anger

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?" "Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.


Kami Garcia


#macon #sarcasm #beauty

He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.


David Baldacci


#ambition #beauty-pageants #ruthlessness #sarcasm #satire

I know a lie when I hear one.


Adrian Mitchell


#lie #life #quote #sarcasm #satire

So this was the rest of his life. It felt like a party to which he'd been invited, but at an address he couldn't actually locate. Someone must be having fun at it, this life of his; only, right at the moment, it wasn't him.


Margaret Atwood


#life

I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.


Merrie Haskell


#sarcasm #snark #funny

We both what you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.


Nenia Campbell


#humor #insults #sarcasm #friendship

Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to be the primary function of a phone. 'Smartphones' completely ignore these basic facts, resulting in some of the least intelligent devices I've seen yet. Oh the irony.


Ashly Lorenzana


#humor #opinion #phones #sarcasm #smartphones

For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own country, but in foreign lands there dwells also an unwritten memorial of them, graven not on stone but in the hearts of men. Make them your examples, and, esteeming courage to be freedom and freedom to be happiness, do not weigh too nicely the perils of war." [Funeral Oration of Pericles]


Thucydides


#courage #fame #freedom #irony #pericles






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