#valentines

The door creaked and I lifted my eyes to see Gee stick her head back inside. “It’s cal ed Valentine’s Day, you moron,” she announced. “If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.” Gee gave me an exasperated look before closing the door once more. ↗

— Abbi Glines

#dating

I Love cherrys alot ↗

— Cherry Hill

#love

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. ↗

— Tai Odunsi

#love #mythology #valentines-day #love

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. ↗

— Susie Bright

#everyone #i #kid #kindergarten #like

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. ↗

— Zac Efron

#candy #day #did #flowers #friends

Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. ↗

— Tai Odunsi

#greek-mythology #humor #mount-olympus #satire #valentines-day