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Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog. "Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#fairies #humor #intoxication #sookie-stackhouse #vampires

Do you love him?" There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #kick-ass #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #humor

Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them. ↗


— Jessica Warman


#humor #vampires #humor

Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy. ↗


— Jane Bled


#author #dark #ebook #glbt #humor

Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed to have a lick of the icing. ↗


— J.L. McCoy


#lust #vampire #humor

You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger. ↗


— J.L. McCoy


#vampire #humor

A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park. ↗


— Michelle Rowen


#vampire #humor

I have kept thee long in waiting, dear Romuald, and thou mayst well have thought that I had forgotten thee. But I have come from a long distance and from a place from which no one has ever before returned; there is neither moon nor sun in the country from which I come; there is naught but space and shadow; neither road nor path; no ground for the foot, no air for the wing; and yet here I am, for love is stronger than death, and it will end by vanquishing it. Ah! what gloomy faces and what terrible things I have seen in my journeying! What a world of trouble my soul, returned to this earth by the power of my will, has had in finding its body and reinstating itself therein! What mighty efforts I had to put forth before I could raise the stone with which they had covered me! See! the palms of my poor hands are all blistered from it. Kiss them to make them well, dear love! ↗


— Théophile Gautier


#death #love #vampire #death

Death stalked toward us on padded feet.        And it was not alone. ↗


— Melika Dannese Lux


#death #hybrid-vampires #leonora-bianchetti #showdown #vladec-salei

What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I AM, technically, like a walking hamburger. Who wouldn't want a free meal?" I asked tentatively. ↗


— J.L. McCoy


#vampire #humor






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