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#vampires

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You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am." "Sit up. Arf," I teased. "What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am." "Yeah," I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop!


MaryJanice Davidson


#humor #vampires #humor

Why go for something cold and dead, when you can have something hot and panting?


K.R. Smith


#vampires #werewolves #humor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.


Richard Pryor


#richard-pryor #stand-up-comedy #vampires #humor

Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.


Christopher Farnsworth


#humor #paranormal-suspense #vampires #humor

MEG (to Dante, the vampire):“Vampires aren’t as cool as I expected them to be. In romance novels, vampires are all dark and broody and sexy. In real life, you talk an awful lot about stocks.


Sophie Oak


#paranormal-romance #vampires #humor

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?


Christopher Moore


#humor #series #vampires #humor

Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael was nowhere to be seen. Her first thought was, Oh my God, am I drooling? Her second was that she hadn’t realized she was so close to him, snuggled in. Her third was that although Michael’s part of the couch was empty, Shane hadn’t moved away. And he was watching her with warm, friendly eyes. Oh. Oh, wow, that was nice.


Rachel Caine


#sweet #sweet

Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.


Kevin Smith


#tweens #twilight #vampires #judgment

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #fool

Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #michael-glass #morganville-vampires #devil






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