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Anytime you feel like you don't have any work to do, just look around. Look for what God had started doing and ask for his permission to assist him in doing it.


Israelmore Ayivor


#arcbishop #ask #bishop #christ #clergy

Those who choose to be servants know the most about being free.


Janette Oke


#janette-oke #servants #freedom

Halt eyed them balefully. They were all being so obvious about not mentioning his sudden reappearance that it was even worse than if they had commented on it... 'Oh, go on!' he said. 'Somebody say something! I know what you're thinking!' 'It's good to see you up and about, Halt,' Selethen said gravely... Halt glared at the others and they quickly chorused their pleasure at seeing him back to his normal self. But he could see the grins they didn't quite manage to hide. He fixed a glare on Alyss. 'I'm surprised at you Alyss,' he said. 'I expected no better of Will and Evanlyn, of course. Heartless beasts, the pair of them. But you! I thought you had been better trained!'... 'Halt, I'm sorry! It's not funny, you're right... Shut up, Will.' This last was directed at Will as he tried, unsuccessfully, to smother a snigger.


John Flanagan


#evanlyn #halt #laughter #ranger-s-apprentice #seasickness

Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately, I was prepared. "Sabine ambushed me in the hall this morning and gave me a lecture on sex." Tod's brow's rose halfway to his hairline. "I hope you took notes...


Rachel Vincent


#kaylee-cavanaugh #notes #sabine-campbell #tod-hudson #funny

People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?


Ysabeau S. Wilce


#twilight #van-halen #funny

Vanilla has become too genericized. It’s become standard, which is good. Vanilla is a household name. But the same standardization that’s made it so popular has taken the novelty out of it. Being the vanguard of ice cream has vanquished its radical sensation.


Benson Bruno


#commonplace #funny #ice-cream #vanilla #funny

The devil can get you through your flesh. He knows the button to press on your flesh and have a way into your mind. The flesh becomes a transport medium for evil things if not killed for God. If Christ makes a home in your mind, satan can't get there.


Israelmore Ayivor


#bishop #christ #devil #evangelism #evil

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #vanity #humor

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.


David Shrigley


#humor #regret #shrigley #vandalism #humor






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