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I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.


Jordan Castillo Price


#jordan-castillo-price #m-m-paranormal #victor-bayne #humor

There’s a general rule that I always go by, and it’s that you fall for who you fall for. Whatever small issue you get hung up on, whether it’s because they’re shorter than you, younger than you or they live far away - if you really are crazy about someone, none of that matters.


Taylor Swift


#relationship-advice #taylor-swift #love

Here is how you know if it is love or lust. Push them in front of a bus. If you jump in the way and save them it is love.


Teresa Mummert


#love #lust #relationships #love

And stop talking in that puffed-up way they taught you. Words aren't brains, you know.


Deepak Chopra


#humor #humor

What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash


Jordan Castillo Price


#hickey #humor #vic #humor

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it.


Janet Evanovich


#navigational-devices #sexy #humor

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.


J.M. Dattilo


#humor #life #philosophy #reality #science-fiction

My brother gave me some good advice. He said, "What do you want to do? Do that because there are no rules when it comes to love. There are absolutely no rules. Do what you want to do." I think that was the most liberating piece of advice, because love really is unpredictable. There's trap doors, all kinds of scary stuff, caves and bears... You never know what's going to happen so you just have to do what you feel is right in the end.


Taylor Swift


#relationship-advice #relationships #love

You need to play to your strengths as a couple. Sharing is really awesome when you're messing around with Play-Doh in kindergarten. It's less awesome when you're adults and one of you is good at something and the other person sucks at it. So just let the more skilled person take the reins.


Peter Scott


#marriage-advice #planning #humor

You must master the vices. You know that if a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well. If, however, a thing is not worth doing then it's worth doing fabulously, amazingly, with grace, style and panache.


Isla Dewar


#humor #humour #vice #humor






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