#views

When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank. ↗

— Liberace

#bank #cry #i #join #me

In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#business