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First, the weather got hotter every day, and the hay press broke down every day. Second, the boss fell in love with Marian Wray, and the hay press broke down every day. Third, inside of forty-eight hours everybody on that crew hated everybody else, and the hay press broke down every day. Fourth, and most important of all, the hay press broke down every day. ↗


— Max Brand


#western #love

We piled aboard the small chopper and after a bit of map pointing to the pilot we lifted off. "I love the RAF," said Jed. "I love them too, sir," said I. After a short flight the chopper landed. We all got out and waved our thanks and farewells to the crew and Major Jenner checked his map. After a quick examination he announced that we had been dropped in the wrong place. "I fucking hate the RAF," said Jed. "I fucking hate them too, sir," said I. ↗


— Ken Lukowiak


#humor #paratroopers #raf #soldiers #war

And why is Saint Paula a Saint? She dumps her four kids at a convent. She runs off to Hajira with Saint Jerome. How is that a saint? You’ve got shitty mothers all over America who would love to dump their kids and travel. ↗


— Amy Bloom


#saint-paula #where-the-god-of-love-hangs-out #love

The poetry of love is the greatest gift God gave us. ↗


— Sorin Cerin


#wisdom-inspirational #inspirational

Hope and peace and love and trust All the world is all of us ↗


— Liz Garton Scanlon


#love

I believe that people should write biographies only about people they love, or understand, or both. Novels, on the other hand, are often better if they're about people the writer doesn't like very much. ↗


— Penelope Fitzgerald


#writing-advice #writing-craft #writing-humor #love

Varian cringed as Merewyn faced him. If he looked half as bad as he suspected, he wouldn’thave blamed her had she run for the door. “You don’t have to do this.” She stepped into his arms. “Yes, Varian, I do.” She brushed the matted hair back from his face. “I don’t care what you look like. It’s you I love, not your looks. Your humor, your kindness, even that little snuffle snore you make when you sleep.” “I don’t snore.” She laughed. “Yes, you do.” And with that she pulled his lips to hers. ↗


— Kinley MacGregor


#knight-of-darkness #merewyn #varian #love

that a child is not an event, alleged or otherwise, a mistake or accident or crime. . . he is by definition more than this, sum rather than division, a living promissory note. ↗


— John Burnham Schwartz


#growth #love #parenting #love

You see the people you love the way they are in your head but every once in a while you accidentally catch a glimp of them in real time and in those spilt seconds as your brain scrambles to adjust to the new reality small things inside you swerve off the road and drives off a cliff spinning and screaming all the way down ↗


— Jonathan Trooper


#love

live life likes theres no tomomarrow because it caould all be over soon so live lagh and love the people you care about b/c one day they could be gone ↗


— itzel


#love






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