#w

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#bathtub #before #between #caught #fell

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#cannot #direct #sails #we cannot #wind

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#always #been #men #order #weaknesses

I modelled my looks on the town tramp. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#looks #modelled #town #tramp

I know who I am, I know what I can and can't do. I know what I will and won't do. I know what I'm capable of and I don't agree to do things that I don't think I can pull off. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#am #capable #i #i am #i can

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#come #excited #get #i #inspired

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they've been very loyal and kind to me. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#big #following #gay #i #kind

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#enough #i #me #now #old

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#assume #big #big ones #bosoms #breasts

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#bad #country #country music #like #momma