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Anger may be kindled in the noblest breasts: but in these slow droppings of an unforgiving temper never takes the shape of consistency of enduring hatred.


M. Kathleen Casey


#breasts #consistency #enduring #hatred #kindled

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?


Kristen Johnston


#breasts #certain #i #interested #into

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.


Rita Rudner


#breasts #having #large #makes #men

I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life.


Sharon Stone


#adult life #breasts #entire #had #i

He lifts her breasts, which fit perfectly into his hands, though he knows this is no promise that he gets to keep them. A million things you can't have will fit in a human hand.


Barbara Kingsolver


#hand #heaven #love #pigs #love

My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names." I pointed to my right breast. "This is Danger." Then my left. "And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.


Darynda Jones


#humor #humor

There are many good inventions on earth, some useful, some pleasing: for their sake, the earth is to be loved. And there is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#earth #humor #materialism #love

If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot more people trying to take pictures of them.


Jarod Kintz


#breasts #ufo #change

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?


Jonathan Carroll


#absolutely #always #breasts #complaining #fascination

The plot arc of a porno is like a breast: a good one should be flat-chested.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #plotting #pornography #funny






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