#breasts

If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot more people trying to take pictures of them. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#breasts #ufo #change

The plot arc of a porno is like a breast: a good one should be flat-chested. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #plotting #pornography #funny

Felicity, the companion of content, is rather found in our own breasts than in the enjoyment of external things; and I firmly believe it requires but a little philosophy to make a man happy in whatever state he is. ↗

— Daniel Boone

#breasts #companion #content #enjoyment #external

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#american men #breasts #group #interested #men

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips. ↗

— Sophia Loren

#comes #i #i think #lips #much

With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one. ↗

— Sandra Oh

#breasts #dresses #feels #sexy #small

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting! ↗

— Lee Remick

#bottoms #breasts #damn #different #faces

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view. ↗

— Robert Paul Smith

#function #ladies #now #once #prized

I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world! ↗

— Brooke Burke

#discuss #i #want #whole #world

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ↗

— Cindy Crawford

#aging #breasts #curves #hips #women