#breasts

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#breasts #having #large #makes #men

He lifts her breasts, which fit perfectly into his hands, though he knows this is no promise that he gets to keep them. A million things you can't have will fit in a human hand. ↗

— Barbara Kingsolver

#hand #heaven #love #pigs #love

The plot arc of a porno is like a breast: a good one should be flat-chested. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #plotting #pornography #funny

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck. ↗

— John Green

#breasts #kiss #make-love #make-out #sex

They came and bound me up and I had awful stretch marks. I hated my breasts after that. ↗

— Christine Keeler

#awful #bound #breasts #came #had

Felicity, the companion of content, is rather found in our own breasts than in the enjoyment of external things; and I firmly believe it requires but a little philosophy to make a man happy in whatever state he is. ↗

— Daniel Boone

#breasts #companion #content #enjoyment #external

Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#bear #better #bodies #breasts #children

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting! ↗

— Lee Remick

#bottoms #breasts #damn #different #faces

I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world! ↗

— Brooke Burke

#discuss #i #want #whole #world

I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#breasts #child #coffee #cream #drink