#breasts

I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both the legs, the breasts, and the other wing. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#eat #flight #fly #food #hunger

I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#florida #funny #naples #ponte-vedra #funny

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor #humor

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh. ↗

— John Green

#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns

People think you can't be clever if you have breasts. ↗

— Kelly Brook

#clever #people #think #you

I have nothing against people having work done, it is when I hear tale of girls of 16 queuing up to get bigger breasts, that is when I despair. ↗

— Amanda Burton

#bigger #breasts #despair #done #get

I'd definitely pose nude again. No qualms. I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#again #breasts #definitely #done #had

There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ↗

— Cary Elwes

#damage #perfects #pity #shortage #world

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small. ↗

— Calista Flockhart

#bigger #breasts #i #i do #less

The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding. The weight of them, and of the baby, did my back in. ↗

— Anna Friel

#back #because #breasts #character #dates