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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. ↗


— Steve Martin


#blank paper #bunch #considering #did #i

I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner. ↗


— Steve Martin


#also #because #casual #childhood #circumstances

I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there? ↗


— Steve Martin


#cross #different #films #go #going

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy. ↗


— Steve Martin


#always #audience #banjo #comedy #desperately

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. ↗


— Steve Martin


#different #dinosaurs #evolutionary #gambled #humans

'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun. ↗


— Steve Martin


#because #delight #director #dirty #france

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. ↗


— Steve Martin


#crystal #get #hosting #i #like

There is nothing more important to our Nation's future, to our homeland security, and to our economy than ensuring we have a top-notch educational system that is the envy of the world. ↗


— Jim Jeffords


#educational #ensuring #envy #future #homeland

I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music. ↗


— Steve Martin


#about #any #being #bluegrass #feel

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point. ↗


— Steve Martin


#career #did #get #how #i






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