#w

I'm not known for my intellectual range and tricks have been played on me. ↗

— William Sanderson

#i #intellectual #known #me #played

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#hang #hear #her #i #maria

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#always #coolest #dad #did #everything

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! ↗

— Adam Sandler

#i #like #microphone #more #sir

A portrait is a painting with something wrong with the mouth. ↗

— John Singer Sargent

#painting #portrait #something #wrong

But aren't all great quests folly? El Dorado and the Fountain of Youth and the search for intelligent life in the cosmos-- we know what's out there. It's what isn't that truly compels us. ↗

— Jess Walter

#jess-walter #quests #beauty

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#father #feels #getting #good #i

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#been #growing #growing up #hard #i

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#different #doing #every #every time #hell

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#admit #ashamed #gay #go #hollywood