#wat

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. ↗

— David Letterman

#everywhere #found #great #land #ours

Water is free of charge. Why then do people drink Evian? ↗

— Richard Levin

#drink #free #people #then #water

Seriously, 'Honey Boo Boo' is the decay of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good. ↗

— Adam Levine

#boo #civilization #decay #good #honey

Right now the producers of 'Modern Family' have no idea how many people watch our show each week on all platforms, and nobody seems to want to tell us. If a disproportionate number of any show's viewers watch in alternative ways, then, under the current system, that show may not appear to be as strong as it actually is. ↗

— Steven Levitan

#alternative #any #appear #current #disproportionate

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#obama #press #their #waterloo

I love to sit and watch people. I love to sit and listen to people. ↗

— Daniel Day-Lewis

#i love #listen #love #people #sit

If you remain unsettled by a piece of writing, it means you are not watching the story from the outside; you've already taken a step towards it. ↗

— Daniel Day-Lewis

#means #outside #piece #remain #step

I don't watch that much football... I really like to play it. ↗

— Jamal Lewis

#i #like #much #play #really

I never did have a team that I watched in my younger days. ↗

— Jamal Lewis

#did #i #never #team #watched

Watching Bo Jackson, seeing his size, his speed, a lot of his abilities, really drove me. ↗

— Jamal Lewis

#drove #his #jackson #lot #me