#win

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal or a conservative bias, is like asking if the problem with Al-Qaeda is do they use too much oil in their hummus. ↗

— Al Franken

#argument #asking #bias #conservative #liberal

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#constant #god #happy #loves #proof

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#good #keep #them #win #your

George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that? ↗

— Brendan Fraser

#around #buying #cartoon #day #george

And some places you been before are so great that you don't ever mind going back. Some places you been before you don't ever want to go back, you know, like Montreal in the Winter. ↗

— Morgan Freeman

#been #before #ever #go #going

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight. ↗

— Dawn French

#being #comic #comic relief #costume #decide

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. ↗

— R. L. Stine

#comic strips #drawing #funny #i #just

I'm coming up with new music, I'm in the best shape of my life, I'm real sharp, my energy is strong. I look at it as: I'm just following the energy. That's how I sum that up. ↗

— Doug E. Fresh

#coming #energy #following #how #i

As time goes by, I realize that I do trust the wind. And I often write my songs for myself. ↗

— David Friedman

#i #i do #myself #often #realize

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#education #executions #first #funding #mississippi