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When the girl returned, some hours later, she carried a tray, with a cup of fragrant tea steaming on it; and a plate piled up with very hot buttered toast, cut thick, very brown on both sides, with the butter running through the holes in great golden drops, like honey from the honeycomb. The smell of that buttered toast simply talked to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on bright frosty mornings, of cosy parlour firesides on winter evenings, when one's ramble was over and slippered feet were propped on the fender, of the purring of contented cats, and the twitter of sleepy canaries. ↗


— Kenneth Grahame


#coziness #meals #tea #toast #twitter

She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide! ↗


— Gemma Halliday


#gemma-halliday #lol #social-suicide #twitter #twitter

فى بلادنا كل «صول» يطلع معاش أو أستاذ خالى شغل يتحول داخل «أنبوبة» التليفزيون فى درجة حرارة معينة ومع التقليب المستمر إلى «محلل»!ا ↗


— جلال عامر


#twitter

إذا كان عندك «صنعة» فإن عدوك هو ابن كارك وإذا كان عندك «بنت» فإن عدوك هو ابن جارك ↗


— جلال عامر


#twitter

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! ↗


— Sarah Silverman


#satire #twitter #twitter

النظم العربية بارعة في توصيف التهم للمعارضين: تعكير الصفو- إغضاب البورصة- إطلاق شائعات إلى الفضاء الخارجى- تكوين جمعية بهدف قبضها الأول ↗


— جلال عامر


#twitter

Terrorism': the word that means nothing, yet justifies everything. ↗


— Glenn Greenwald


#twitter

Sometimes, people are like that. So pretty on the outside...horrible cake on the inside. ↗


— Gwen Hayes


#twitter

When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what? ↗


— Walter Kirn


#twitter

American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it. ↗


— Glenn Greenwald


#twitter






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