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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #wit
Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me. ↗
— Heather Christle
#perspective #twitter #twitter
Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. ↗
— George Sand
#give #guard #hesitation #how #kindness
The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. ↗
— Robin Sloan
#twitter
This could be addictive. ↗
— Kevin Pietersen
#last-words #twitter #twitter
I know it's a really hard concept to process, but the fact that Govt accuses someone of being a Terrorist doesn't mean they are. ↗
— Glenn Greenwald
#twitter #united-states #war-on-terror #twitter
I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. ↗
— Stephen Colbert
#humour #twitter #twitter
Learn to trust your instincts. Only something dead goes with the tide. Only something living can go against it. ↗
— Tony Parsons
#twitter #twitter
All bookshelves are magical. ↗
— Neil Gaiman
I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children. ↗
— Maureen Johnson
For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election. ↗