#woman

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#conservative #does #good #had #i

I like being a woman and having a womanly body. ↗

— Jennie Garth

#body #having #i #like #woman

Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do. ↗

— Jose Ortega y Gasset

#excellence #himself #man #means #more

I feel like I've started to grow up and be more of a woman instead of this crazy girl. ↗

— Miranda Lambert

#feel #girl #grow #grow up #i

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#amass #america #anyone #anyway #bad

Vampires are sexy to a woman perhaps because the fantasy is similar to that of the man on the white horse sweeping her off to paradise. ↗

— Frank Langella

#fantasy #her #horse #man #off

There's a great deal of attention paid and books written about this change of life in a woman, and really very little written about a man's change of life. ↗

— Frank Langella

#attention #books #change #deal #great

I am happy as happiness goes, for a woman who has so many memories and who lives the lonely life of an actress. ↗

— Lillie Langtry

#am #goes #happiness #happy #i

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about. ↗

— Denis Leary

#always #anticipating #any #argue #complain

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.' ↗

— Carol Leifer

#always #anything #because #been #breaking